This weekend I got drunk a total of three times (for the record I’m not proud of it). Friday after school, then again Friday night, and Saturday night albeit ad hoc, kind of a spur the moment thing. Today is Sunday and I feel like a sack of rubbish. However I am still in a very good mood. My head, back, and ego hurts a little bit after making an ass out of myself Saturday night. I guess we are all entitled to have those weekends sooner or later.
I would like to thank Dana for giving me a ride home, because I’m pretty sure he could have dropped me off at some random house and I would have thought it was my own. I then probably would have attempted to break in to that house then get arrested and end up in drunk tank for the night with a large black/native man named bubba/flying bear moccasin rabbit too too. Luckily this was not the case.
I would like to thank Dana for giving me a ride home, because I’m pretty sure he could have dropped me off at some random house and I would have thought it was my own. I then probably would have attempted to break in to that house then get arrested and end up in drunk tank for the night with a large black/native man named bubba/flying bear moccasin rabbit too too. Luckily this was not the case.
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Hey Dder, some day we'll have to actually hang out and not just always randomly see each other :p
"end up in drunk tank for the night with a large black/native man named bubba/flying bear moccasin rabbit too too"
You know you can be real funny sometimes right?
Hang out soon... what the hell.
I failed to see you at the pub crawl.
you missed a good one...
and you should have thanked me for driving your drunk ass home in your car... even though i almost hit that guy.. haha
Thank you Sara! Learn how to drive tho lol.
you drive soooo good meesta faulty
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatever..
I know how to drive.
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learn how to hold your alcohol!
haha
Touché.
lmao.
Jamie we must hang out soon.
Uh yeah.
What do you think I've been saying for like the past few weeks?
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