Emotional Robots.

Subsequent to recent events, there still seems to be unsteady feelings between some of us in the lush squad, in fact this awkwardness between some of us has gone on far longer that most recognize. I would like to believe however that these are feelings that will fade or be resolved before communication breaks down completely. However the forecast looks bleak.

Therefore there is only one possible solution to our problem, have a show down extravaganza of break dancing robots.

I realize that the break dancing/robot is a skill that most of us do not have which is why my idea should be viewed as a suggestion and not necessarily as an ultimatum. 'Most' of us including myself cannot break dance nor do a good robot impression so I suggest becoming friends with an Asian. So head down to your local video game centre and hang out near the DDR station you will find one there. When no one is looking duck tape their hands, feet and mouth place him/her in your backpack and make a swift departure. Voila! now you have your own personal dance instructor! Just make sure to feed it every week or so.

This proposal to take such actions could mend relationships of ill at ease acquaintances or conversely, lead to further ensuing drama as a result of insane battles on the dance floor OMG!

Haha when reading the first few sentences of this post you probably thought I was being serious for once. I think not.

Better start practicing bitches!

Btw thank you for letting me waste your time with this pointless post of nonsense. I will try to make my next post serious for once...ok maybe.

P.S. I apologize to any Asians that may have read this as this post may be a bit racy but damn they have skills in the DDR department. Just go to the West Ed Mall you’ll know what I’m talking about.

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