"When you first meet somebody, you find out they like you, first of all, a friend of a friend of theirs say, he or she really really likes you,and it kills you, floors you, sends you to the ground, you’ve got to pick yourself up off the ground; then you get their phone number and you call them up, right, and you say “Yeah, that’s a really great phone conversation, can I see you some time?” and then they say this, they say “I’d like that.”
Nothing feels better than I’d like that. So now, your blood pressures’ going, you’re six feet off the ground, you can’t sleep, because of “I’d like that.” "So then you hang out for a while, and you call and you talk on the phone all the time, and then you drop the bomb, what feels like the bomb, you say “ you know what, I’ve been thinking about you a lot.” And she goes *ahhhhhhh. And you go “what happened?” and she goes “I’m sorry, I just, I just, I just, that’s, I’ve been thinking about you too.” Bam. Higher into the sky. But now “I’d like that.” *tch. Done. Now you’re up to “I’m thinking about you.” Then however number of months pass, it makes you feel comfortable saying it, you say “I gotta tell you something.” They go “what”, you go “I’m in love with you.” And nothing in the world sounds better than “I’m in love with you.” "And then maybe she starts crying, or maybe he goes *gasp. And all the sudden you’re like “I’m in.” But now what doesn’t work – “I’d like that.” And “I’ve been thinking about you.” Now we’re at “I’m in love with you.” The maybe some day it’ll move up to “I love you.”
Fast forward, now you’re like “I love you… I love you more than anything in life.” Now “I love you.” doesn’t work. It’s a threshold that keeps moving up. Fast orward, like six months, six weeks, whatever the case may be, now you’re on like, “I want to marry you.” “I want to impregnate you with my love.” “I wanna, I wanna just send my love to you.” “Damn it, words don’t work anymore.” "And then you say this line, and you know, you know you’ve used this line before, “I just wish they’d put a new word in the dictionary bigger than love because love just doesn’t describe what I feel.” And so now he or she starts asking, “Do you love me?” and you start going, “Of course I love you.” “Well say it.” And then it becomes “Say it twice.” And it goes “Say it three times.”
And then, you cross a really interesting point, where all the sudden it becomes “I hate you, I hate you.” And you go, “Oh my god she hates me.” And now it’s like “I hate you more than anything.” And then it’s like “We’re over.” And then they go “No we’re not.” And you go “Yes we are.”
Nothing feels better than I’d like that. So now, your blood pressures’ going, you’re six feet off the ground, you can’t sleep, because of “I’d like that.” "So then you hang out for a while, and you call and you talk on the phone all the time, and then you drop the bomb, what feels like the bomb, you say “ you know what, I’ve been thinking about you a lot.” And she goes *ahhhhhhh. And you go “what happened?” and she goes “I’m sorry, I just, I just, I just, that’s, I’ve been thinking about you too.” Bam. Higher into the sky. But now “I’d like that.” *tch. Done. Now you’re up to “I’m thinking about you.” Then however number of months pass, it makes you feel comfortable saying it, you say “I gotta tell you something.” They go “what”, you go “I’m in love with you.” And nothing in the world sounds better than “I’m in love with you.” "And then maybe she starts crying, or maybe he goes *gasp. And all the sudden you’re like “I’m in.” But now what doesn’t work – “I’d like that.” And “I’ve been thinking about you.” Now we’re at “I’m in love with you.” The maybe some day it’ll move up to “I love you.”
Fast forward, now you’re like “I love you… I love you more than anything in life.” Now “I love you.” doesn’t work. It’s a threshold that keeps moving up. Fast orward, like six months, six weeks, whatever the case may be, now you’re on like, “I want to marry you.” “I want to impregnate you with my love.” “I wanna, I wanna just send my love to you.” “Damn it, words don’t work anymore.” "And then you say this line, and you know, you know you’ve used this line before, “I just wish they’d put a new word in the dictionary bigger than love because love just doesn’t describe what I feel.” And so now he or she starts asking, “Do you love me?” and you start going, “Of course I love you.” “Well say it.” And then it becomes “Say it twice.” And it goes “Say it three times.”
And then, you cross a really interesting point, where all the sudden it becomes “I hate you, I hate you.” And you go, “Oh my god she hates me.” And now it’s like “I hate you more than anything.” And then it’s like “We’re over.” And then they go “No we’re not.” And you go “Yes we are.”
8 comments:
What is this shit?
Your formatting is BUSH LEAGUE!
Don't worry Gerrit, I know you're awesome; now all you have to do is pursue Johnny to the ends of the earth in the vain hope that he will have you as his "jungle bride."
Keep on fighting the good fight.
I love it when people all update their blogs. I liked yours. It was interesting. You're gay for John Mayer and bananas. Love ya!
Haha fixed my formatting asshole. Don't even think about calling me a jungle bride when you wanted to hook up with a drunk unnamed girl at kyle's party Lol. Now that's Jungle were the animals bite and the insects sting.
Hey now.
Guys could definately learn a lot from John Mayer. lol.
oooh.. someone deleted a comment..
nasty nasty!!
oh john mayer.. how i am gay for him.
Technically Sara, you're not "gay" for John Mayer, unless there's something we don't know.
But I am always intrigued by deleted comments, if only there were some way to retrieve them.
As for this post, I really don't get it.
Deleted comment ha oh yah that was me I made a spelling mistake so I deleted it. I think it was actually that I switched now/know by 'accident', pet peeve of Kate’s. Know were was I? To Alex I retreat my comment about him wanting to hook up with an unnamed, he 'thought' about it' that is all. Oh if thoughts were actions I think we would all be in allot of trouble.
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