2 for 1.

Okay so I realize I am long overdue for an update. So here it goes. First of all not that I really want to make light of an unfortunate contest were a women (may she rest in peace) died in the “Hold you Wee for Wii” radio station challenge. But it got me thinking what is next? Maybe…Eat poo for a ps2, Sleep with a whore for an n64, Give a hickey for an xbox 360, Get chickenpox for and xbox, Grab some boob for a gamecube.

Joking aside in my opinion the world is becoming way too liberal and tolerant of mindless acts. That’s why I would have to agree with Alex that a conservative government in power may be the best thing for the world’s population at this point. Now I’m not trying to say that all has gone to the dogs but standards are being changed and lines are being crossed. That contest was just another example of such things.

On a lighter note the Oscar’s are next month and Pan's Labyrinth has been nominated for 6 academy awards which is pretty impressive considering its release date was so close the nominations. Movies now days are meager in comparison to what they were years ago. However I think that the still are at least two great movies made a year, and if it lives up to the hype it may be one of them. The last movie I watched that I was really impressed with was the Constant Gardener. But best picture should definitely go to Borat Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.















NOT! Although it was nominated for best adapted screenplay. Very nice.

John Mayer-The Hurt

I’m a good man
in a dark room
in a big town
under a full moon
it’s a friday and I’m almost home

I’m in a good place
full of head space
got a brand new pack in my suitcase
but it’s dinner and then it's bed alone
How do you break a mended heart?
I'm bored and want something to do

I wanna fall, fall asleep
asleep in the arms, the arms of a woman
a woman who doesn't, doesn’t deserve my love

I wanna lie, lie to myself
myself and someone else
just to feel something, something that hurts me
the hurt makes me feel alive

Gonna make it, like I need her
gonna miss her the moment I meet her
and it’s only gonna get worse from there

I’ll be writing in the shower
she’ll be here by the end of the hour
I can do better
but I can’t do better now

How do you break a mended heart?
I'm bored and want something to do

I wanna fall, fall asleep
asleep in the arms, the arms of a woman
a woman who doesn’t, doesn’t deserve my love

I wanna lie, lie to myself
myself and someone else
just to feel something, something that hurts me
the hurt makes me feel alive

So long is over
nice to skip the chance you get to know you
why did I think this was true?
Because I want to

I wanna fall, fall asleep
asleep in the arms, the arms of a woman
a woman who doesn’t, doesn’t deserve my love

I wanna lie, lie to myself
myself and someone else
just to feel something, something that hurts me
the hurt makes me feel alive

I wanna fall
I wanna need
I wanna laugh, cry, say goodbye
beg, lie, cheat and steal

Chuck Norris jokes.

Thanks to Kate I have compiled a top twelve list of chuck Norris jokes.

12. Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

11. When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

10. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

9. Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

8. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

7. Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.

6. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

5. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

4. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

2. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

1.Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.

A rhyming blog recap of a fun new years.

Dana and I wanted to see who could drink a 26 the quickest.

But you all know we’re not the thickest?

Party started off classy and tame.

Then everybody drank shots poured by D-wayne.

Alcohol kicked in and heads started to spin.

We wanted to then smoke weed. Unfortunately Curtis disagreed.

Someone knocked over the water ornament. Definitely wasn’t me.

Teeheehee.

Group discussion in Michelle’s room. That was fun.

Oh the drama. When will it be done?

Dana shook a bottle of champagne. One spray is all it took.

Michelle cleaned up the mess. Debora was not impressed.

Kate drove the drunks to the hose.

While Jessica continued to doze.

Nicole was at the bar. Her and Dana showed their appreciation to Kate by mooning many a car.

We found ourselves at Alex’s house. Were we ate shreddies, and I heard Alex’s mom whisper “what a souse”.

More mooning took place on Lenore, fireworks galore.

All was calm by the end of the night, especially Jessica who was out like a light.