A rhyming blog recap of a fun new years.

Dana and I wanted to see who could drink a 26 the quickest.

But you all know we’re not the thickest?

Party started off classy and tame.

Then everybody drank shots poured by D-wayne.

Alcohol kicked in and heads started to spin.

We wanted to then smoke weed. Unfortunately Curtis disagreed.

Someone knocked over the water ornament. Definitely wasn’t me.

Teeheehee.

Group discussion in Michelle’s room. That was fun.

Oh the drama. When will it be done?

Dana shook a bottle of champagne. One spray is all it took.

Michelle cleaned up the mess. Debora was not impressed.

Kate drove the drunks to the hose.

While Jessica continued to doze.

Nicole was at the bar. Her and Dana showed their appreciation to Kate by mooning many a car.

We found ourselves at Alex’s house. Were we ate shreddies, and I heard Alex’s mom whisper “what a souse”.

More mooning took place on Lenore, fireworks galore.

All was calm by the end of the night, especially Jessica who was out like a light.