Q. Is it right to go around in a circle naming all possible racial and religious slurs you know simply for fun or for lack of anything else to talk about.
On a lighter note,
Merry Christmas Everyone!
Right and Wrong.
Cool Song? Or Not.
Attention Please. I added a new song to the mp3 player. It was on the radio a while back, it’s catchy No doubt. Haha.
Stop This Train - John Mayer
If you haven't already noticed I placed a mp3 player on the right. Try it out.
This is a song off of his new album Continuum.
Here are the lyrics in case you are deaf ;)
No, I'm not colorblind
I know the world is black and white
I try to keep an open mind
But I just can't sleep on this tonight
Stop this train
I want to get off
And go home again
I can't take the speed it's moving in
I know I can't
But honestly, won't someone stop this train?
Don't know how else to say it
I don't want to see my parents go
One generation's length away
From fighting life out on my own
Stop this train
I want to get off
And go home again
I can't take the speed it's moving in
I know I can't
But honestly, won't someone stop this train?
So scared of getting older
I'm only good at being young
So I play the numbers game
To find a way to say that life has just begun
Had a talk with my old man
Said "help me understand"
He said "turn sixty-eight
You renegotiate"
"Don't stop this train
Don't for a minute change the place you're in
Don't think I couldn't ever understand
I tried my hand
John, honestly we'll never stop this train"
Once in awhile, when it's good
It'll feel like it should
And they're all still around
And you're still safe and sound
And you don't miss a thing
Till you cry when you're driving away in the dark
Singing
Stop this train
I want to get off
And go home again
I can't take the speed it's moving in
I know I can't
Cause now I see I will never stop this train
This is a song off of his new album Continuum.
Here are the lyrics in case you are deaf ;)
No, I'm not colorblind
I know the world is black and white
I try to keep an open mind
But I just can't sleep on this tonight
Stop this train
I want to get off
And go home again
I can't take the speed it's moving in
I know I can't
But honestly, won't someone stop this train?
Don't know how else to say it
I don't want to see my parents go
One generation's length away
From fighting life out on my own
Stop this train
I want to get off
And go home again
I can't take the speed it's moving in
I know I can't
But honestly, won't someone stop this train?
So scared of getting older
I'm only good at being young
So I play the numbers game
To find a way to say that life has just begun
Had a talk with my old man
Said "help me understand"
He said "turn sixty-eight
You renegotiate"
"Don't stop this train
Don't for a minute change the place you're in
Don't think I couldn't ever understand
I tried my hand
John, honestly we'll never stop this train"
Once in awhile, when it's good
It'll feel like it should
And they're all still around
And you're still safe and sound
And you don't miss a thing
Till you cry when you're driving away in the dark
Singing
Stop this train
I want to get off
And go home again
I can't take the speed it's moving in
I know I can't
Cause now I see I will never stop this train
Uh Oh.
If this guy ever takes power we are in allot of trouble. If he does I would suggest fake baking to look as dark as possible.
Frank the Tank.
This weekend I got drunk a total of three times (for the record I’m not proud of it). Friday after school, then again Friday night, and Saturday night albeit ad hoc, kind of a spur the moment thing. Today is Sunday and I feel like a sack of rubbish. However I am still in a very good mood. My head, back, and ego hurts a little bit after making an ass out of myself Saturday night. I guess we are all entitled to have those weekends sooner or later.
I would like to thank Dana for giving me a ride home, because I’m pretty sure he could have dropped me off at some random house and I would have thought it was my own. I then probably would have attempted to break in to that house then get arrested and end up in drunk tank for the night with a large black/native man named bubba/flying bear moccasin rabbit too too. Luckily this was not the case.
I would like to thank Dana for giving me a ride home, because I’m pretty sure he could have dropped me off at some random house and I would have thought it was my own. I then probably would have attempted to break in to that house then get arrested and end up in drunk tank for the night with a large black/native man named bubba/flying bear moccasin rabbit too too. Luckily this was not the case.
Details to Entirety.
Have you ever stopped to think about inanimate objects; although lifeless they are yet still in some way connected to another human being at the other end of the scope. For example the clothes you wear the car you drive all were in one way linked to a man, woman or even child who put their work into making these objects so they can feed themselves or perhaps their family. I wonder what stories they have to tell or experiences they’ve been through.
It is very upsetting to hear about the thousands of rapes and deaths in Africa but I can only imagine it is truly horrific to personally experience something like that first hand. After all these are men, women and children that are suffering they are not just statistics, they are human beings just like us who feel pain in the same way we do. I was watching a CNN program a little while ago about the brutality that goes on against women in Congo. They had said hundreds of new rapes occur every week, but only 10 soldiers and militants have been convicted of rape since 2002. That’s because it is the soldiers that are committing these selfish acts, they are the ones with the authority, the guns.
I think most of us will agree that the emotions we can feel as humans will always seem to be immense at the time and feel larger and more important than anything else in the world. Maybe sometimes we need to take a step back and look at ourselves in a more holistic fashion, that way ever little crack in our life’s won’t seem so big in comparison to others who have suffered far worse.
Some might say does any one of us really matter in the grand scheme of the universe. However small we might be in this universe we do have purpose, and that purpose is dependent in those others that depend on you. We live for each other, our families, friends, and that special someone who loves you as much as you them.
Sometimes life can be overwhelming and at times disheartening, but I know goodness will never be outweighed.
It is very upsetting to hear about the thousands of rapes and deaths in Africa but I can only imagine it is truly horrific to personally experience something like that first hand. After all these are men, women and children that are suffering they are not just statistics, they are human beings just like us who feel pain in the same way we do. I was watching a CNN program a little while ago about the brutality that goes on against women in Congo. They had said hundreds of new rapes occur every week, but only 10 soldiers and militants have been convicted of rape since 2002. That’s because it is the soldiers that are committing these selfish acts, they are the ones with the authority, the guns.
I think most of us will agree that the emotions we can feel as humans will always seem to be immense at the time and feel larger and more important than anything else in the world. Maybe sometimes we need to take a step back and look at ourselves in a more holistic fashion, that way ever little crack in our life’s won’t seem so big in comparison to others who have suffered far worse.
Some might say does any one of us really matter in the grand scheme of the universe. However small we might be in this universe we do have purpose, and that purpose is dependent in those others that depend on you. We live for each other, our families, friends, and that special someone who loves you as much as you them.
Sometimes life can be overwhelming and at times disheartening, but I know goodness will never be outweighed.
Funny Dutch Commercial.
Since I am a crazy dutch bastard, I thought it would be appropriate posting a dutch commercial.
Family guy is Awesome.
If you don't laugh in the first 2 minutes I will buy you an Ice cream cone. Seriously.
New York New York!
This summer me, my brother, mom and dad went on a vacation of two weeks to Southern Ontario, Manchester NH , Boston MA , the Cape RI and of course New York New York
Surrounding area flying in toBoston
My dad wanted to see the ocean so we drove for about and hour thru smaller towns like this one.
We went to the coast twice. This was the first time. Later was on the Cape.
We took the bus from Manchester NH to Providence RI. Rented a SUV and drove to Cape Cod.
OMG! a Polar Bear.
So we drove back to Providence droped of our SUV then jumped on the train to New York City.
This is a picture of our hotel lobby the "Park Central Hotel'' we stayed there for 3 nights.
My rents standing on the famous 'Bow Bridge' it's used in all the romantic movies like 'You've got mail' and so many others.
My bro wanted to see the 'Straberry Fields' tribute to John Lennon so we did.
After walking everywhere in the park we went to a space dome show (pretty impressive) at the science centre just outside of central park.
That night we went and walked around time square. Lots and Lots of plp on the sidewalks, but after a while you just get used to it.
I dunno who this guy was weird... First up close glimpse of the Empire State Build.
Oh Snap! the 50 and his horse.
The next day we got to stand in line for about and 1 1/2 hours to go up the Empire state building. It was worth it.
Some pictures from the Staton Island ferry.
Self Eplanatory.
We left New York by train and arrived in Niagra Falls 14 hours later.
The rest of our trip we visted my dads family in Ontario who we rarely see, that was for me and I know my dad equally as fun as all the other things we had done on the trip.
Surrounding area flying in to
Boston Logan Airport FYI-(the airport that terrorists boarded and crashed the planes into the WTC's.
My dad wanted to see the ocean so we drove for about and hour thru smaller towns like this one.
We went to the coast twice. This was the first time. Later was on the Cape.
We took the bus from Manchester NH to Providence RI. Rented a SUV and drove to Cape Cod.
That erect monument you see is the 'Pilgrim monument' we got to climb to the top ‘Piece of cake really’. Also that monument is located in the town called Provincetown
OMG! a Polar Bear.
So we drove back to Providence droped of our SUV then jumped on the train to New York City.
This is a picture of our hotel lobby the "Park Central Hotel'' we stayed there for 3 nights.
After we checked in. We walked to and around Central Park. It was Beautiful.
I know I'm a perve but actually the funny thing is my dad pointed her out, I just took the picture.
I know I'm a perve but actually the funny thing is my dad pointed her out, I just took the picture.
My rents standing on the famous 'Bow Bridge' it's used in all the romantic movies like 'You've got mail' and so many others.
My bro wanted to see the 'Straberry Fields' tribute to John Lennon so we did.
After walking everywhere in the park we went to a space dome show (pretty impressive) at the science centre just outside of central park.
My bro doing a Donald Trump 'you're fired' impression in front of the Trump towers. On the right me trying the same thing but I ended up just choking on the harsh 
That night we went and walked around time square. Lots and Lots of plp on the sidewalks, but after a while you just get used to it.
I dunno who this guy was weird... First up close glimpse of the Empire State Build.
Oh Snap! the 50 and his horse.
The next day we got to stand in line for about and 1 1/2 hours to go up the Empire state building. It was worth it.
On the left is the Chrysler building and the right the U.N building.
Here's Mr. Gorilla, more like Mr. I need to wear deodorant on a hot day, because he stunk something fierce.
Visibility was not the best that day bust you can still make out central park in the distance.
The World Trade Centres would have been smack dab in the middle of this picture. FYI that is the buisiness district of NYC.
We then took a cab to the WTC grounds it was pretty sad.
On the left is a picture of a steel cross left standing after the buildings went down.
We then walked over to and on to the 
The church where John F Kennedy Jr. was married and had his funeral service.
Some pictures from the Staton Island ferry.
Self Eplanatory.
We left New York by train and arrived in Niagra Falls 14 hours later.
The rest of our trip we visted my dads family in Ontario who we rarely see, that was for me and I know my dad equally as fun as all the other things we had done on the trip.
Quoting John Mayer…
"When you first meet somebody, you find out they like you, first of all, a friend of a friend of theirs say, he or she really really likes you,and it kills you, floors you, sends you to the ground, you’ve got to pick yourself up off the ground; then you get their phone number and you call them up, right, and you say “Yeah, that’s a really great phone conversation, can I see you some time?” and then they say this, they say “I’d like that.”
Nothing feels better than I’d like that. So now, your blood pressures’ going, you’re six feet off the ground, you can’t sleep, because of “I’d like that.” "So then you hang out for a while, and you call and you talk on the phone all the time, and then you drop the bomb, what feels like the bomb, you say “ you know what, I’ve been thinking about you a lot.” And she goes *ahhhhhhh. And you go “what happened?” and she goes “I’m sorry, I just, I just, I just, that’s, I’ve been thinking about you too.” Bam. Higher into the sky. But now “I’d like that.” *tch. Done. Now you’re up to “I’m thinking about you.” Then however number of months pass, it makes you feel comfortable saying it, you say “I gotta tell you something.” They go “what”, you go “I’m in love with you.” And nothing in the world sounds better than “I’m in love with you.” "And then maybe she starts crying, or maybe he goes *gasp. And all the sudden you’re like “I’m in.” But now what doesn’t work – “I’d like that.” And “I’ve been thinking about you.” Now we’re at “I’m in love with you.” The maybe some day it’ll move up to “I love you.”
Fast forward, now you’re like “I love you… I love you more than anything in life.” Now “I love you.” doesn’t work. It’s a threshold that keeps moving up. Fast orward, like six months, six weeks, whatever the case may be, now you’re on like, “I want to marry you.” “I want to impregnate you with my love.” “I wanna, I wanna just send my love to you.” “Damn it, words don’t work anymore.” "And then you say this line, and you know, you know you’ve used this line before, “I just wish they’d put a new word in the dictionary bigger than love because love just doesn’t describe what I feel.” And so now he or she starts asking, “Do you love me?” and you start going, “Of course I love you.” “Well say it.” And then it becomes “Say it twice.” And it goes “Say it three times.”
And then, you cross a really interesting point, where all the sudden it becomes “I hate you, I hate you.” And you go, “Oh my god she hates me.” And now it’s like “I hate you more than anything.” And then it’s like “We’re over.” And then they go “No we’re not.” And you go “Yes we are.”
Nothing feels better than I’d like that. So now, your blood pressures’ going, you’re six feet off the ground, you can’t sleep, because of “I’d like that.” "So then you hang out for a while, and you call and you talk on the phone all the time, and then you drop the bomb, what feels like the bomb, you say “ you know what, I’ve been thinking about you a lot.” And she goes *ahhhhhhh. And you go “what happened?” and she goes “I’m sorry, I just, I just, I just, that’s, I’ve been thinking about you too.” Bam. Higher into the sky. But now “I’d like that.” *tch. Done. Now you’re up to “I’m thinking about you.” Then however number of months pass, it makes you feel comfortable saying it, you say “I gotta tell you something.” They go “what”, you go “I’m in love with you.” And nothing in the world sounds better than “I’m in love with you.” "And then maybe she starts crying, or maybe he goes *gasp. And all the sudden you’re like “I’m in.” But now what doesn’t work – “I’d like that.” And “I’ve been thinking about you.” Now we’re at “I’m in love with you.” The maybe some day it’ll move up to “I love you.”
Fast forward, now you’re like “I love you… I love you more than anything in life.” Now “I love you.” doesn’t work. It’s a threshold that keeps moving up. Fast orward, like six months, six weeks, whatever the case may be, now you’re on like, “I want to marry you.” “I want to impregnate you with my love.” “I wanna, I wanna just send my love to you.” “Damn it, words don’t work anymore.” "And then you say this line, and you know, you know you’ve used this line before, “I just wish they’d put a new word in the dictionary bigger than love because love just doesn’t describe what I feel.” And so now he or she starts asking, “Do you love me?” and you start going, “Of course I love you.” “Well say it.” And then it becomes “Say it twice.” And it goes “Say it three times.”
And then, you cross a really interesting point, where all the sudden it becomes “I hate you, I hate you.” And you go, “Oh my god she hates me.” And now it’s like “I hate you more than anything.” And then it’s like “We’re over.” And then they go “No we’re not.” And you go “Yes we are.”
Emotional Robots.
Subsequent to recent events, there still seems to be unsteady feelings between some of us in the lush squad, in fact this awkwardness between some of us has gone on far longer that most recognize. I would like to believe however that these are feelings that will fade or be resolved before communication breaks down completely. However the forecast looks bleak.
Therefore there is only one possible solution to our problem, have a show down extravaganza of break dancing robots.
I realize that the break dancing/robot is a skill that most of us do not have which is why my idea should be viewed as a suggestion and not necessarily as an ultimatum. 'Most' of us including myself cannot break dance nor do a good robot impression so I suggest becoming friends with an Asian. So head down to your local video game centre and hang out near the DDR station you will find one there. When no one is looking duck tape their hands, feet and mouth place him/her in your backpack and make a swift departure. Voila! now you have your own personal dance instructor! Just make sure to feed it every week or so.
This proposal to take such actions could mend relationships of ill at ease acquaintances or conversely, lead to further ensuing drama as a result of insane battles on the dance floor OMG!
Haha when reading the first few sentences of this post you probably thought I was being serious for once. I think not.
Better start practicing bitches!
Btw thank you for letting me waste your time with this pointless post of nonsense. I will try to make my next post serious for once...ok maybe.
P.S. I apologize to any Asians that may have read this as this post may be a bit racy but damn they have skills in the DDR department. Just go to the West Ed Mall you’ll know what I’m talking about.
One more thing, Check This out It's Amazing.
First Official Post.
I have this Blog now and I get to be creative/insightful and express my personality or lack there of to the WWW. I think this is a great way to be inventive, in fact I think I can feel the creative juices flowing already…either that or I just wet myself. Moving on now. At the time of creating this masterpiece of a website I had to pick a name for it something clever perhaps like
FictitiosTruth.com...<---FYI the only one I actually considered. or Ilovegold.com... or even shutyourgiantpiehole.com...
So moving on to the bread and butter of this post. Here it goes.
And that my friend’s is why polygamy is for me. Now if I can just get a girlfriend first it will be all downhill from there. This just goes to show that a picture is worth a thousand erections, I mean words.
First Post Yo.
Blablabla...here's some eye candy for my very first blog viewers. Classy I know. Enjoy.
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